English SMS in 140 Words

140 Words English SMS
Falling down is not defeat .
defeat is when your refuse to get up .

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Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

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“Love comes unseen; we only see it go”

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There are those who will always confuse courtesy with cowardess, & politeness for weakness.
- Martin Lear

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Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!

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“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.


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When you invite trouble, it’s usually quick to accept.

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You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures.

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We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

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Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.

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The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.”

“Listen to many, speak to a few.”


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He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

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If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.

Anger is a short madness.
Don’t allow it to ruin long standing relations.


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Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it.


A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.


Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.


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Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.

English SMS in 140 Words
A man must make his opportunity, as oft as find it



Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.


“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Christopher Robin to Pooh”

Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.

Funny SMS in 140 Words - 140 Words Funny SMS

140 Words Funny SMS
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen


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You can't have everything....where would you put it?



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Man was predestined to have free will. ~Hal Lee Luyah



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If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.


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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain


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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown


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I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

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Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.
Unknown


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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
Bob Hope


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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.

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Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!




If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet



Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley



I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton




An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson

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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hindi SMS in 140 Words

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.


Gham Sunane K Liye Tmhara Hath
Kaisay Thaamon Meray Dost..??
Tumhein To Naak Me Ungliyan Dalne Sy He
Fursat Nahi Milti :-D





"KIT-KAT"ka swad ho tum"DAIRY-MILK"ka ehsas ho tum"MILK-CAKE"se bhi jyada khas ho tum.Kher jo bhi ho mere liye to Dost "5-STAR" ho tum


Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnasib hoga.

RAAZ-E-DIL KHOKAR INSAA ZALIL-O-KHWAR HOTA HAI,JAISE KHUSHBU NIKALNE PAR GHUL BEKAR HOTA HAI



Naram Naram Pholon Ka Rus Nichor Laiti Hain,
Faraz
Pathar K Dil Hotay Hain Titlion K Seenay Mein…

Bhloge to yad Dilayenge
Rowoge to Hsayenge
Ruthoge to Manayenge
Hum 3 IDIOTS K RANCHO h
GAJNI K sanjay Singhania nahi jo 15min. me bhul jayenge.

Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He
Santa:He
Frog:Nahi He
Santa:He
Frog pani me Kud gaya
Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi


Kisi ne khuda se DUAA mangiDUAA main Apni mot mangiKhuda ne kaha mot to tujhy dedonmgrusy kiya jawab donJis ne teri Zindagi ki DUAA mangi


Manager: What is ur Qualification?
Santa:I am PHD
Manager:what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:Passed Highschool with Difficulty..


Koi dil hi dil me baat kar leta hai sapno me hi mulakat kar leta haiMuskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh rahkar SAWAL kar leta hai