tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35052666308320948972023-06-20T05:14:55.780-07:00140 Words SMSAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3505266630832094897.post-72682548594094578052011-01-30T21:30:00.000-08:002011-01-30T21:30:51.514-08:00Hindi Sms in 140 wordsJab Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai<br />
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai<br />
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain<br />
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3505266630832094897.post-72700907062560104642010-10-29T22:07:00.000-07:002010-10-29T22:07:00.215-07:00English SMS in 140 Words<b>140 Words English SMS</b><br />
Falling down is not defeat .<br />
defeat is when your refuse to get up .<br />
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Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.<br />
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“Love comes unseen; we only see it go”<br />
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There are those who will always confuse courtesy with cowardess, & politeness for weakness.<br />
- Martin Lear<br />
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Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!<br />
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“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.<br />
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When you invite trouble, it’s usually quick to accept.<br />
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You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures.<br />
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We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.<br />
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Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.<br />
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The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.”<br />
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“Listen to many, speak to a few.”<br />
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He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.<br />
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If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.<br />
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Anger is a short madness.<br />
Don’t allow it to ruin long standing relations.<br />
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Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.<br />
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If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it.<br />
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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. <br />
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.<br />
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Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.<br />
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A man must make his opportunity, as oft as find it<br />
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Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.<br />
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“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Christopher Robin to Pooh”<br />
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Lucky means who get the opportunity.<br />
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.<br />
Winner means who use the opportunity.<br />
Be a winner always.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3505266630832094897.post-92018125386040781312010-10-28T21:50:00.000-07:002010-10-28T21:50:00.337-07:00Funny SMS in 140 Words - 140 Words Funny SMS<b>140 Words Funny SMS</b><br />
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen<br />
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You can't have everything....where would you put it?<br />
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Man was predestined to have free will. ~Hal Lee Luyah<br />
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If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.<br />
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken<br />
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.<br />
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.<br />
Mark Twain<br />
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown<br />
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I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.<br />
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Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.<br />
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.<br />
Bob Hope<br />
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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.<br />
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Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!<br />
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If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet<br />
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Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley<br />
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I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.<br />
Ken Dodd<br />
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.<br />
J.B. Morton<br />
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An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.<br />
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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.<br />
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To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.<br />
Doug Larson<br />
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3505266630832094897.post-41033801950318051322010-10-27T21:49:00.000-07:002010-10-27T21:49:59.693-07:00Hindi SMS in 140 WordsSehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao. <br />
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Gham Sunane K Liye Tmhara Hath<br />
Kaisay Thaamon Meray Dost..??<br />
Tumhein To Naak Me Ungliyan Dalne Sy He<br />
Fursat Nahi Milti :-D <br />
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"KIT-KAT"ka swad ho tum"DAIRY-MILK"ka ehsas ho tum"MILK-CAKE"se bhi jyada khas ho tum.Kher jo bhi ho mere liye to Dost "5-STAR" ho tum<br />
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Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H<br />
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi<br />
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?<br />
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnasib hoga.<br />
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RAAZ-E-DIL KHOKAR INSAA ZALIL-O-KHWAR HOTA HAI,JAISE KHUSHBU NIKALNE PAR GHUL BEKAR HOTA HAI<br />
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Naram Naram Pholon Ka Rus Nichor Laiti Hain,<br />
Faraz<br />
Pathar K Dil Hotay Hain Titlion K Seenay Mein…<br />
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Bhloge to yad Dilayenge<br />
Rowoge to Hsayenge<br />
Ruthoge to Manayenge<br />
Hum 3 IDIOTS K RANCHO h<br />
GAJNI K sanjay Singhania nahi jo 15min. me bhul jayenge.<br />
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Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He<br />
Santa:He<br />
Frog:Nahi He<br />
Santa:He<br />
Frog pani me Kud gaya<br />
Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi<br />
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Kisi ne khuda se DUAA mangiDUAA main Apni mot mangiKhuda ne kaha mot to tujhy dedonmgrusy kiya jawab donJis ne teri Zindagi ki DUAA mangi <br />
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Manager: What is ur Qualification?<br />
Santa:I am PHD<br />
Manager:what do u mean by PHD?<br />
Santa:Passed Highschool with Difficulty..<br />
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Koi dil hi dil me baat kar leta hai sapno me hi mulakat kar leta haiMuskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh rahkar SAWAL kar leta haiAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0