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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
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You can't have everything....where would you put it?
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Man was predestined to have free will. ~Hal Lee Luyah
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If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
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I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
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Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.
Unknown
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
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Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley
I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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