Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hindi SMS in 140 Words

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.


Gham Sunane K Liye Tmhara Hath
Kaisay Thaamon Meray Dost..??
Tumhein To Naak Me Ungliyan Dalne Sy He
Fursat Nahi Milti :-D





"KIT-KAT"ka swad ho tum"DAIRY-MILK"ka ehsas ho tum"MILK-CAKE"se bhi jyada khas ho tum.Kher jo bhi ho mere liye to Dost "5-STAR" ho tum


Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnasib hoga.

RAAZ-E-DIL KHOKAR INSAA ZALIL-O-KHWAR HOTA HAI,JAISE KHUSHBU NIKALNE PAR GHUL BEKAR HOTA HAI



Naram Naram Pholon Ka Rus Nichor Laiti Hain,
Faraz
Pathar K Dil Hotay Hain Titlion K Seenay Mein…

Bhloge to yad Dilayenge
Rowoge to Hsayenge
Ruthoge to Manayenge
Hum 3 IDIOTS K RANCHO h
GAJNI K sanjay Singhania nahi jo 15min. me bhul jayenge.

Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He
Santa:He
Frog:Nahi He
Santa:He
Frog pani me Kud gaya
Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi


Kisi ne khuda se DUAA mangiDUAA main Apni mot mangiKhuda ne kaha mot to tujhy dedonmgrusy kiya jawab donJis ne teri Zindagi ki DUAA mangi


Manager: What is ur Qualification?
Santa:I am PHD
Manager:what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:Passed Highschool with Difficulty..


Koi dil hi dil me baat kar leta hai sapno me hi mulakat kar leta haiMuskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh rahkar SAWAL kar leta hai

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